Ireland

What do you call two straight days of rain in Ireland?

A weekend.

two straight days – dwa dni z rzędu

It only rains twice a year in Ireland:

August through April and

May through July.

August through April – od sierpnia do kwietnia

What's the definition of an Irish optimist?

A man with a sun visor on his rain hat.

sun visor – daszek od słońca

"I can't believe it," said the tourist. "I've been here an entire week and it's done nothing but rain. When do you have summer here?"

"Well, that's hard to say," replied the local. "Last year, it was on a Wednesday."

entire week – cały tydzień

hard to say – trudno powiedzieć

reply – odpowiedzieć

local – osoba miejscowa, tubylec