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A guy stuck his head into a barbershop and asked, "How long before I can get a haircut?" The barber looked around the shop full of customers and said, "About 2 hours". The guy left. |
barber – fryzjer (męski) stick, stuck, stuck – wetknąć, włożyć barbershop – zakład fryzjerski (męski) How long before I can get a haircut? – Jak długo będę czekał na obcięcie? guy – facet, gość leave, left, left – wyjść |
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A few days later, the same guy stuck his head in the door and asked, "How long before I can get a haircut?" The barber looked around at the shop and said, about 3 hours. The guy left. |
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A week later, the same guy stuck his head in the shop and asked, "How long before I can get a haircut?" The barber looked around the shop and said, about an hour and half. The guy left. |
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The barber turned to a friend and said, "Hey, Bill, do me a favor. Follow that guy and see where he goes. He keeps asking how long he has to wait for a haircut, but then he doesn't ever come back." |
turn to – zwrócić się do do me a favor – wyświadcz mi przysługę follow that guy – idź za tym facetem keeps asking – cały czas pyta doesn't ever come back – nigdy nie wraca |
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A little while later, Bill returned to the shop, laughing hysterically. The barber asked, "So where does that guy go when he leaves?" Bill looked up, tears in his eyes and said, "Your house." |
a little while later – chwilę później laughing hysterically – śmiejąc się histerycznie look up – spojrzeć w górę tears – łzy |