Sons

Four men went golfing together one day. Three headed to the first tee and one went into the club house to take care of the bill. The three men started talking, bragging about their sons. The first man told the others: "My son is a home builder and he's so successful that he gave a friend a new home for free."

head to – udać się do

tee – rzutnia (na polu golfowym)

club house – budynek klubowy (przy polu golfowym)

take care of the bill – uregulować rachunek

brag about – przechwalać się

The second man said: "My son was a car salesman and now he owns a multi-line dealership. He's so successful that he gave a friend a brand-new Mercedes."

brand-new – fabrycznie nowy, nowiuteńki

The third man, not wanting to be outdone bragged: "My son is a stock broker and he's doing so well that he gave his friend an entire stock portfolio."

not wanting to be outdone – nie chcąc być gorszym

stock broker – makler giełdowy

entire – cały

stock portfolio – portfel akcji

The fourth man joined them on the tee after a few minutes of taking care of business. The first man mentioned: "We were just talking about our sons. How is yours doing?" The fourth man replied: "Well, my son is gay and works in a hair salon. I'm not totally thrilled about it, but he must be good. His last three boyfriends gave him a house, a brand-new Mercedes, and a stock portfolio."

mention – wspomnieć

gay – gej, homoseksualista

hair salon – salon fryzjerski

thrilled – zachwycony