An affair

Paddy and his two friends are talking at a bar. His first friend says: "I think my wife is having an affair with the electrician. The other day I came home and found wire cutters under our bed and they weren't mine."

affair – romans

electrician – elektryk

the other day – kilka dni temu

wire cutters – szczypce do cięcia drutu

His second friend says: "I think my wife is having an affair with the plumber. The other day I found a wrench under the bed and it wasn't mine."

plumber – hydraulik

wrench – klucz (do odkręcania)

Paddy says: "I think my wife is having an affair with a horse." Both his friends look at him with utter disbelief. "No, I'm serious. The other day I came home and found a jockey under our bed."

with utter disbelief – z całkowitym niedowierzaniem

jockey – dżokej