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January - Took new scarf back to store because it was too tight. |
scarf – szalik tight – obcisły |
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February - Fired from pharmacy job for failing to print labels... Helllloooo!!!... Bottles won't fit in typewriter!!! |
fired – wylany, zwolniony z pracy print labels – drukować etykiety fit – pasować; zmieścić się typewriter – maszyna do pisania |
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March - Got really excited... Finished jigsaw puzzle in 6 months... Box said "2-4 years"! |
jigsaw puzzle – układanka, puzzle |
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April - Trapped on escalator for hours... Power went out!!! |
trap – uwięzić escalator – ruchome schody power went out – brakło prądu |
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May - Tried to make Kool-Aid... Wrong instructions... 8 cups of water won't fit into those little packets!!! |
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June - Tried to go water skiing... Couldn't find a lake with a slope. |
slope – zbocze, stok, nachylenie |
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July - Lost breast stroke swimming competition... Learned later, the other swimmers cheated, they used their arms!!! |
breast – pierś breast stroke – styl klasyczny (w pływaniu), żabka swimming competition – zawody pływackie cheat – oszukiwać |
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August - Got locked out of my car in rain storm... Car swamped because soft-top was open. |
got locked – zamknąć się swamp – zalać, zatopić soft-top – składany dach w kabriolecie |
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September - The capital of California is "C"... Isn't it??? |
capital – stolica; duża litera |
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October - Hate M&M's... They are so hard to peel. |
peel – obierać (ze skóry, łupiny) |
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November - Baked turkey for 4 1/2 days... Instructions said 1 hour per pound and I weigh 108!!! |
bake – upiec |
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December - Couldn't call 911... "Duh"... There's no "eleven" button on the stupid phone!!! |
button – przycisk, guzik |
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What a year!! |