Serwis wykorzystuje ciasteczka (cookies) w celu usprawnienia korzystania z jego zasobów oraz w celach statystycznych. Jeśli nie zgadzasz się na zapisywanie ciasteczek w pamięci komputera, zmień ustawienia swojej przeglądarki internetowej.
isel.pl - Angielski na poważnie

Czytelnia – A Blonde on a Plane

Tekst został nagrany przez Karę Shallenberg - kayray.org.
Kara, thank you very much!

Wersja do drukuPrześlij innym

A plane is on its way to Melbourne when a blonde in Economy Class gets up and moves to the First Class section and sits down.

 

The flight attendant watches her do this and asks to see her ticket. She then tells the blonde passenger that she paid for Economy and that she will have to go and sit in the back. The blonde replies, "I'm blonde. I'm beautiful. I'm going to Melbourne and I'm staying right here!"

flight attendant – stewardessa, steward

reply – odpowiedzieć

The flight attendant goes into the cockpit, tells the pilot and co-pilot that there is some blonde bimbo sitting in First Class that belongs in Economy and won't move back to her seat.

cockpit – kabina pilota

bimbo – słodka idiotka

The co-pilot goes to the blonde and tries to explain that because she only paid for Economy, she is only entitled to an Economy seat and will have to return to her original seat. The blonde replies, "I'm blonde. I'm beautiful. I'm going to Melbourne and I'm staying right here!"

entitled – uprawniony

Exasperated, the co-pilot tells the pilot that it was no use and that he probably should have the police waiting when they land to arrest this blonde woman who won't listen to reason. The pilot says, "You say she's blonde? I'll handle this. I'm married to a blonde and I speak blonde."

exasperated – doprowadzony do rozpaczy

it was no use – na nic się nie zdało

listen to reason – posłuchać głosu rozsądku

He goes back to the blonde, whispers in her ear and she says, "Oh I'm sorry - I had no idea", gets up and moves back to her seat in the Economy section.

whisper – szeptać

The flight attendant and co-pilot are amazed and asked him what he said to make her move without any fuss. The pilot replied, "I told her First Class isn't going to Melbourne."

amazed – zdumiony

fuss – awantura

Komentarze do tego tekstu możesz znaleźć na forum.

© 2004-2018 Jacek Tomaszczyk & Piotr Szkutnik