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Czytelnia – Broom and a Carrot

Tekst został nagrany przez Karę Shallenberg - kayray.org.
Kara, thank you very much!

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Bob was joining the army and they were handing out rifles when he arrived, so he got in line. When it got to Bob, they had run out of guns. The man issuing rifles gave him a broom, "This is a magic broom - point it at anybody, say 'Bangity, bangity, bang,' and they will die."

broom – miotła

carrot – marchewka

hand out – rozdawać

rifle – karabin

line – kolejka

run out – skończyć się

Bob was really worried because he didn't think it would work, but he got in line for bayonets, thinking he might stand a chance if he could stab them to death. As luck would have it, Bob's turn came and they had ran out. "Don't worry," said the man issuing them out. "I will give you this magic carrot - point it at somebody, say 'Stabbity, stabbity stab,' and they will die."

bayonet – bagnet

stand a chance – mieć szansę

stab – kłuć, dźgać

as luck would have it – pech chciał

issue out – wydawać

point at – wycelować w

Now Bob is terrified, going into battle with a broom and carrot, when the sirens go off, signaling invasion. Bob goes out, only to be laughed at by the enemy. One enemy even comes up to him, hoping to get a good shot at him. Well, Bob didn't have anything to lose so he pointed at him and said "Bangity, bangity, bang!" and the guy fell down dead. He did the same thing with the magic carrot.

enemy – wróg

battle – bitwa

go off – włączyć się, uruchomić się

signal – oznaczać

invasion – inwazja

come up to – podejść do

shot – strzał

fall down (fell down, fallen down) – upaść

Amazed at what was happening, he continued to fight. Then, a guy came slowly up to him and he would not die. Bob tried to shoot and stab him, but he wouldn't die. The last words poor Bob heard as he was being trampled over were "Tankity, tankity, tank."

trample – stratować, podeptać

tank – czołg

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