Czytelnia – Teachers and pupils
Tekst został nagrany przez Karę Shallenberg - kayray.org.
Kara, thank you very much!
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Teacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America. Maria: Here it is. Teacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America? Class: Maria. |
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Teacher: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile'? Glenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L. Teacher: No, that's wrong. Glenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it... |
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Teacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water? Donald: H I J K L M N O. Teacher: What are you talking about? Donald: Yesterday you said it's H to O. |
chemical formula – wzór chemiczny |
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Teacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago. Winnie: Me! |
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Teacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty? Glen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are. |
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Teacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I'. Millie: 'I is...' Teacher: No, Millie... Always say, 'I am'. Millie: All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.' |
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Teacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him? Louis: Because George still had the axe in his hand. |
chop – rąbać cherry – wiśnia admit – przynać się punish – ukarać axe – siekiera, topór |
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Teacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating? Simon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook. |
frankly – szczerze prayer – modlitwa |
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Teacher: Clyde, your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his? Clyde: No, sir. It's the same dog. |
composition – wypracowanie |
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Teacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? Harold: A teacher. |
what do you call a person – jak nazywa się osoba keeps on talking – cały czas mówi are no longer – już nie są |
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